[The Million-Dollar Cellphone ]

Looking more like a medieval relic than a phone, the so-called "million dollar cellphone," by Goldvish, is so heavily coated in the things that it hardly looks like technology at all. If it were crafted as a trinket for a meso-american king to hurl into a lake, at least it might have slowly unraveled under the pressure of centuries of deep water, returning the stones to the earth.As it is, however, we know that this revolting carbon banana is out there, somewhere, existing. If the only thing it has to cope with is air, it might well outlive humanity itself, so densely is it shielded.Do you want this to be all that the aliens find amid the radioactive decay, thousands of years hence? Do you? Destroy it now, before it has a chance to diminish the intergalactic caliber of Earth's future ruins